Can You Have A Pet Platypus If I Told You I Had The Tail Of A Beaver, How Would You React?

If I told you I had the tail of a beaver, how would you react? - can you have a pet platypus

R. Of course, you're a platypus.
B. What a strange animal.
C. Dang you sexy.
D. Ha, ha, "said Castor.
E. Can I pet him?
Q. Who cares, I bite back.