Gilligans Island Invitation Wording Ideas To Make My Invitation Sound More Silly/GILLIGANS ISLAND(ish)? (Short Please Read! 10 POINTS!!!)?

Ideas to make my invitation sound more silly/GILLIGANS ISLAND(ish)? (Short please read! 10 POINTS!!!)? - gilligans island invitation wording

In the "[]" are words that I am uncomfortable to use. I want more stupid. Gilligan's always messing things or really stupid. What words would be better? Please copy and paste the following text and you'll change! Thx!

Ahoy Matey! Gilligan here to accommodate the
[another season full of fun with a lot of boat tours]

Summer is around the corner, and the boy how to configure and prepare themselves for tourists and lovers of water everywhere. The boats are ready to start and all we need now is a good team [and the sea aboard SET].

The pattern, and I will be the birthday of a friend, Holy Saturday, 2 To celebrate May! Both of us would like to welcome Sandra, with her friends and family aboard the SS Minnow for a visit of 3 hours [Pacific beautiful!]

The ship has docked: 0000 E. Bird Street, City, CA 93,703 to leave and clock in at 1:00 sharp, so do not be late.

We expect to forget swell, so you do not bring a towel and sunscreen, get wet! The Big Kahuna is a slide roarin RIP [the series] for everyone to enjoy, so do not forget to bring water to shorts!

We will eat a wide variety of food on the island of the lagoon to 4pm - if you bring a dish or dessert, and Captain I [try].

Time to clean the house and fix the hole in the SS Minnow again! There is much to do before the party, so I'm better! We look forward to the continent soon. In the two and above all ... smooth candle!

Gilligan